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lightspeedsound:

eating chicken wings

crunching down on the cartilage and marrow

real chinese style let me tell you

how can white ppl not eat this part of fried chicken

it tastes fucking delicious in honey mustard

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lightspeedsound:

i am THIS FUCKING CLOSE to 2K followers
I mean given this whole “every time I get online after a long hiatus, I seem to have gained 10 followers and then immediately lose 15 after reblogging and talking about racism” 
but still
THIS FUCKING CLOSE
THAT BEING SAID
IF I REACH 2K FOLLOWERS
THERE WILL BE A SURPRISE
THERE WILL EITHER BE
A) a cooking video
B) a ranting instructional video on free speech and the first amendment
C) a new chapter of vexations
SO WHICH IS IT, BITCHES, VOTE AND GET PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME. 

lightspeedsound:

i am THIS FUCKING CLOSE to 2K followers

I mean given this whole “every time I get online after a long hiatus, I seem to have gained 10 followers and then immediately lose 15 after reblogging and talking about racism” 

but still

THIS FUCKING CLOSE

THAT BEING SAID

IF I REACH 2K FOLLOWERS

THERE WILL BE A SURPRISE

THERE WILL EITHER BE

A) a cooking video

B) a ranting instructional video on free speech and the first amendment

C) a new chapter of vexations

SO WHICH IS IT, BITCHES, VOTE AND GET PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME. 

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lightspeedsound:

I’m just saying

if you think that Buddhism is JUST A RELIGION and not at all a backbone of lots of asian cultures

then you

a) should not call yourself a buddhist because you haven’t actually done any legitimate research on the topic 

b) are probably white 

c) are probably not actually buddhist 

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lightspeedsound:

instead of working on my final paper for my “non fiction writing for lawyers” class I think I’ll just sit here and watch a couple episodes of veronica mars while manically playing spider solitaire on my mac because my ADD drugs kicked in but I really don’t want to write anything

even if veronica mars is straight up white bread nancy drew I sort of love her except for that one time she played on a latina abuelita’s feels and was like “oh hey your gang member son is escaping his jail sentence all for a rich white girl” and it’s like “Veronica Mars you are literally as white as them come plz stop trying like even the gang leader dude was like “you are still one of them” k plz stop”

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